Friday, October 3, 2008

tips wear skinny jeans

When was that "bloated horse" became a must-have look? It was when we lost all respect for our lower limbs? That was when the thunder thighs and deer-like legs were so sought-after as a cheerful chest and a ski jump nose? It was when we decided to look our best when assessing whether an imitation or pancake in a hot air balloon? It was then, was it?

Of course not.

It was when we overlooked the enormous atrocity of these pin-thin chalk and calamities that everything depends on the fickle fashion and changing their seams. Well, enough. You look awful. Yes, you in your skinny jeans and accentuated her calves and his knobby little knees. Unless you have Gray Hound legs, which seemed stuffed. And if you have legs Gray Hound should eat more, actually using the legs to do more than look at the top of a pathetic pair of 4-inch clunkers, climbing and many sets of stairs. Therefore, in any way, skinny legs or simply skinny jeans, you lose.

Think of celebrities wearing the coveted Trou cigarette and actually manage to "pull it off." You have Skeletor Mischa Barton, the Olsen twins itsty bitsy, rail-thin Kate Moss, Victoria "the zombie" Beckham, pint-sized Nicole Richie, Keira knightly barely exists and slave style Sienna Miller. Let's talk about these Starlets bone. Have been linked to any of the drugs, the festival lasts, eating disorders, or plastic surgery (perhaps in spite of Miss OC). Wow, that's a model right there, if only in the field of fashion.

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